Fetish Lore

[Fledgingwings]

After hunting all over for an "egg topper" (used to snip the tops off soft-boiled eggs), I finally purchased one at Amazon.
(http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/105-9340959-7626825?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=%22egg+topper%22)

Very few people still eat soft-boiled eggs, apparently.

They're about five bucks, and then another five for shipping.

It's essentially a stainless circle with scissors-style handles that, when squeezed, push stainless steel points inside the circle.

We all know where I'm going with this.

I've used mine twice; once simply to scare my pet, and the other time with a nice gentleman I met at a play party. We each had one in our kit; mine seemed to run a little more smoothly, so we used mine.

Many gentlemen will probably be unable to fit the head of the penis through the circle; however, I found the points worked quite well just on the head of the penis. My model certainly looked scared as hell, which was fine with both of us.

Some issues:
* getting the points to all go in smoothly at the same time's a little tricky; you might wish to practice on a banana or other object. Half the teeth move with each of the scissor handles, and getting both handles squeezed exactly the same amount is a little tricky.

* they're not that easy to clean afterwards. I use Germ-X (and yes, I should probably use something stronger.). I'm not sure if my egg topper will now move in as jerky a manner as the gentleman's.
I really don't want to use this as a one-person toy (wouldn't dream of keeping my Wartenberg for use on only one person; this is the same principle).

I'm considering oiling it, though the gentleman mentioned he had tried that, to no avail.